At this point in the story, I have just missed the bus back to Victoria Station. It’s cold and dark, but I am in good spirits. I’m even brave enough to get my knitting out on the bus (when it finally comes along) and steadily continue with the socks around Hyde Park Corner (much to the not-so-discreet amusement of the foreign gentlemen sitting next to me, who kept almost imperceptibly nodding his head towards me and looking at his mate). Anway, the very crowded bus arrives at the terminus and I gathered up my goodies to queue my way down the stairs (I don’t normally ride upstairs in a bus but, you guessed it, there was no room downstairs). As I was halfway down the stairs I glanced down, and I swear that time seemed to stand still as I saw a red glittery ball of wool sitting on the bottom step and I thought “gosh, I’ve just bought a ball of wool like that…”; this thought then turned into “gosh, I’ve just bought a purple ball of wool like that” and “wait a minute – those are MY Symphonie Knit Pro double pointed needles!”. The bottom fell out of my world, and at the same time out of my lovely Liberty bag.
HELP ME, SOMEONE!!!
I should point out that this last exclamation was screamed in my head, because I then had to focus on getting down the rest of the steps:
a) without treading on my yarn;
b) without letting anyone else tread on my yarn or, may the knitting saints be preserved, my Symphonie Knit Pro double pointed needles;
c) also trying to pick up my jacket; and
d) trying not to force everyone else to be held prisoner on the bus whilst the driver, completely oblivious to my crisis, continued onwards to the other side of Stoke Newington.
I should now take a moment to say thank you to the very nice young lady who tried to help me pick up all my lost items, but as I grabbed each one from her, I dropped something else. In the end, I mumbled a very embarassed thank you and rushed off the bus, arms full of bags, coats, yarn and needles.
The Liberty bag was consigned to the London Transport rubbish bin by the bus stop. The rest of the bootie went back into the John Lewis (plastic) carrier bags (and I should point out that at this stage, I was not entirely convinced I had successfully retrieved everything).
Fortunately, this did not entirely ruin the day – once again chanting my go-slow mantra, I refuelled and calmly embarked on the train for the journey home, putting all my bags safely up in the overhead racking (no, really, they were safe!). It was a busy train home, and I was rather piqued that everyone seemed to be “plugged in” to something or other – but not me – in my true artisan way, out came the sock (I was determined to get to the heel flap before the end of the journey). I sat knitting quite happily, although getting rather annoyed with the (business) man next to me who was on a laptop, plugged into an I-something, and chewing gum (which I hate!). Inwardly I was grumbling and being all superior.
Enter the Knitting Gods.
I can’t quite work out how it happened, but suddenly one of my 2.5 mm dpns flew out of my hand and upwards, pinging closely across the face of my gum-chewing neighbour, and finally clattering it’s way (and honestly, it DID clatter) onto the floor underneath the table on the opposite side of the train. I sat there dumbfounded as I realised what had happened. Then the bumbles set in and I just couldn’t stop apologising to gum-chewer, who rather sheepishly removed his headphones and retrieved the renegade needle for me (with the help of the people opposite, who thought the whole episode worthy of tremendous laughter).
I would like to publicly apologise to gum-chewer for thinking such bad thoughts about him earlier. It turns out that his wife is a knitter, and he apparently ends up sitting on her needles all the time (a “hazard of the job” he said). What a nice man! AND he didn’t move to a different table, but risked the remainder of the journey sitting right there in the face of extreme needle danger.
So there you have it, an interesting day, to say the least. But the two things I’ve learned for sure are:
a) use plastic carrier bags when stocking up your yarn stash; and
b) use circular needles when knitting on public transport.